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10 ways to get the limelight in India

1. To die in a poisonous gas leak/explosion - This is one of the surest ways to hit the headlines in India. All you have to do is stay near a chemical factory and die choking in some poisonous gas emitted from the poorly managed and negligently handled factory.
2. Be struck by a mine planted […]

A Letter to the President of India

Respected Mrs President,
I am an insignificant citizen of your country and I did not lose any of my relatives/organs in the Bhopal Gas Tragedy. But looking at the state of things, anyone of my intelligence can guess that someday, any day it might be my turn to get maimed. And then, just like in the […]

The Maoists should be bombed

I have always respected Mr Rajapaksa of Sri Lanka for showing the guts to crush the LTTE despite considerable international pressure and I firmly believe that our holy govt. will never be able to do any such thing for fear of losing votes; and this stands true for all parties that are and may be […]